Did anyone else read about this guy? He was reported missing five years ago, massive search, helicopters, ground teams, water search, coasties, then one day he shows up, turns himself in. Turns out that not only did his wife claim the insurance and get it, but that they were reunited in Panama a year ago. At that time they were photographed by a third party, a commercial firm, the picture was posted on the web, and when the police didn't find it, a housewife did.
Read it and weep: